The Weekly Rant

Scientists have recently discovered that blondes dont have more fun, and actually have normal ammounts of fun compared to others. And the biggest question I have is, who the deuce pays for these random trivial studies? “Scientists today discovered that scrambled eggs do taste better with cheese…”. Really? Why is it that I have a pot hole that could easily be confused for the crater from Deep Impact down my street, and its been there for close to 6 MONTHS, yet somehow, my tax dollars are instead being redirected to funding scientists who want to know how much fun Blondes have? Just wow.